101 Oyster Jokes (Actually, There Might Be 104)

Get ready to dive into a sea of laughter with our extensive collection of 101 (or maybe even 104) oyster jokes. These crustacean-inspired gems are guaranteed to leave you chuckling for days, offering a blend of puns, wordplay, and witty banter that will tickle your funny bone and leave you craving more.

So, sit back, relax, and let the oyster-ous humor flow! And remember, if you don't find all 101 or 104 jokes, don't let it shuck your mood - just keep on laughing!

101 Oyster Jokes (actually there might be 104...)

by Kathy Dee

5 out of 5

Language	:	English
File size	:	666 KB
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Screen Reader	:	Supported
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Word Wise	:	Enabled
Print length	:	12 pages
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Jokes 1-25

1. Why did the oyster go to the doctor? Because it had a shell-fish infection!
2. What do you call an oyster that's always getting into trouble? A shell-raiser!
3. What do oysters use to record their conversations? Shell phones!
4. Why are oysters bad dancers? Because they always clam up!
5. What do you call an oyster with a broken shell? A pearl-less oyster!
6. Why did the oyster get lost in the supermarket? Because it couldn't find the seafood section!
7. What do you call an oyster that's always late for appointments? A shell-fish procrastinator!
8. What do you get when you cross an oyster with a comedian? A joke with a pearl-fect punchline!
9. Why did the oyster go to the bank? To get a loan for a new shell!
10. What do oysters do when they're hot? They sweat pearls!
11. Why don't oysters use sunscreen? Because they already have a built-in sun block!
12. What do you call an oyster that's always in a bad mood? A sourpuss mollusk!
13. Why did the oyster join the choir? Because it wanted to sing "Ode to Joy"!
14. What do you call an oyster that's always singing? A shell-ebrity!
15. Why are oysters such good swimmers? Because they have a strong backstroke!
16. What do you get when you mix an oyster with a bowling ball? A strike-pearl!
17. Why did the oyster get kicked out of the pool? Because it couldn't stop making waves!
18. What do you call an oyster that's always cold? A shell-frozen!
19. Why are oysters so good at math? Because they can count their own pearls!
20. What do you call an oyster that's allergic to water? A dry shell!
21. Why did the oyster get fired from its job? Because it was always cracking jokes!
22. What do you call an oyster that's always getting into fights? A shell-bully!
23. Why did the oyster get lost in the forest? Because it couldn't find its way out of its shell!
24. What do you call an oyster that's always gossiping? A shell-ebrated reporter!

Bonus Joke: Why did the oyster cross the road? To get to the other shell-side!

Jokes 26-50

26. Why are oysters so good at telling secrets? Because they have a very thick shell!
27. What do you call an oyster that's always getting into trouble? A shell-evator!
28. Why did the oyster go to therapy? Because it was feeling a bit shell-shocked!
29. What do you call an oyster that's always arguing? A shell-fighter!
30. Why are oysters so confident? Because they know they're the pearl-fect match for anyone!
31. What do you call an oyster that's always getting lost? A shell-navigated!
32. Why did the oyster get arrested? Because it was caught shell-fishing without a license!
33. What do you call an oyster that's always making jokes? A shell-comedian!
34. Why did the oyster get a speeding ticket? Because it was caught driving shell-fast!
35. What do you call an oyster that's always getting sick? A shell-sick!
36. Why are oysters so good at keeping secrets? Because they have a very tight lid!
37. What do you call an oyster that's always in a good mood? A shell-ebrated optimist!
38. Why did the oyster get banned from the library? Because it kept making noise with its shell-phone!
39. What do you call an oyster that's always getting into accidents? A shell-crash!
40. Why did the oyster get a divorce? Because it couldn't handle the shell-fishness of its partner!
41. What do you call an oyster that's always getting into fights? A shell-brawler!
42. Why are oysters so good at tennis? Because they have a very strong backhand!
43. What do you call an oyster that's always getting lost? A shell-wanderer!
44. Why did the oyster get a cold? Because it was caught in a shell-storm!
45. What do you call an oyster that's always getting into trouble? A shell-disturbance!
46. Why did the oyster get fired from its job? Because it was always cracking jokes!
47. What do you call an oyster that's always getting into accidents? A shell-wreck!
48. Why are oysters so good at playing hide-and-seek? Because they're very shell-fish!
49. What do you call an oyster that's always getting sick? A shell-sick!

Bonus Joke: Why did the oyster go to the seafood store? To buy a new shell-phone!

Jokes 51-75

51. Why are oysters so good at keeping secrets? Because they have a very thick shell!
52. What do you call an oyster that's always getting into trouble? A shell-evator!
53. Why did the oyster go to therapy? Because it was feeling a bit shell-shocked!
54. What do you call an oyster that's always arguing? A shell-fighter!
55. Why are oysters so confident? Because they know they're the pearl-fect match for anyone!
56. What do you call an oyster that's always getting lost? A shell-navigated!
57. Why did the oyster get arrested? Because it was caught shell-fishing without a license!
58. What do you call an oyster that's always making jokes? A shell-comedian!
59. Why did the oyster get a speeding ticket? Because it was caught driving shell-fast!
60. What do you call an oyster that's always getting sick? A shell-sick!
61. Why are oysters so good at keeping secrets? Because they have a very tight lid!
62. What do you call an oyster that's always in a good mood? A shell-ebrated optimist!
63. Why did the oyster get banned from the library? Because it kept making noise with its shell-phone!
64. What do you call an oyster that's always getting into accidents? A shell-crash!
65. Why did the oyster get a divorce? Because it couldn't handle the shell-fishness of its partner!
66. What do you call an oyster that's always getting into fights? A shell-brawler!
67. Why are oysters so good at tennis? Because they have

101 Oyster Jokes (actually there might be 104...)

by Kathy Dee

5 out of 5

Language	:	English
File size	:	666 KB
Text-to-Speech	:	Enabled
Screen Reader	:	Supported
Enhanced typesetting	:	Enabled
Word Wise	:	Enabled
Print length	:	12 pages
Lending	:	Enabled

FREE